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yankees:

The Empire State Building shines its lights in Yankees pinstripes. #FarewellCaptain

yankees:

The Empire State Building shines its lights in Yankees pinstripes. #FarewellCaptain

this is right up there with wilhelmsson’s signature move. wow.

(Source: coub.com)

keep it up, vatican. we’ll get to that volkswagen joke soon enough.

keep it up, vatican. we’ll get to that volkswagen joke soon enough.

500th post! and it’s a good one, too.

'solar and wind energy is not an option for hungary, because power is needed during night time, and when the wind doesn't blow.'

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quote above from this, well, unit:

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just so you can put a face to this unbelievable, infinite wisdom.

i wish i were joking.

this half hamster is a secretary of fucking state in hungary. it said this after the climate march. it has political power. in 2014. as long as its kind has any influence over literally anything, there’s no moving forward. and its kind are plenty. they run hungary. they dis the cgi and the president (like so), but most of all the once-free thinkers of my birthplace. please, PLEASE, raise your voice against these… erm… yeah. ta.

p.s. its name is lászló l. simon and it has an email address - although i highly doubt it’s its personal one.

Hairdresser of the millennium.

Hairdresser of the millennium.

100percentwoollenbreasts:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

noelthewalrus:

this will be a verb if i do say so myself.

spread the word, people! make it a thing.

Let’s make this a thing, fellow Whovians :D

No.
No.
It bears repeating: NO.

What Danny is doing here is exactly what I used to do when I was a teenager.
Which led to a more extreme version.

This “#DannyPinking” is my own personal self harm demon.

It is the reason I have nasty headaches.
It is the reason the front of my skull had to grow an extra 2 cm of bone to protect itself.

Let’s not make this “a thing” let’s instead teach people to protect that big, delicate, beautiful, important organ that gets shaken around like a bowl of jelly by any idiot who does this

jeez sweetie, self harm wasn’t even remotely implied here. we’ve all had those moments when we had to sigh ‘oh, fuck’, and gently bang our heads on a table without the intent to smash our skulls to pulp. i just thought, hey, there’s a short term for that. by the by, when i read your post… i dannypinked. the ‘making it a thing’ bit concerns the verb. please don’t bash your head in.

i’m confused. is it okay to find her intelligence extremely sexy whilst agreeing with literally everything she says?

Toodle-oo, kids.

Toodle-oo, kids.

hello, big man.

hello, big man.

ohh, mummy!

ohh, mummy!

they just offered me breaded chicken as ‘vegetarian option’ in a restaurant.

happy meal jr. <- -> happy meal

happy meal jr. <- -> happy meal

just watched ‘third person’

i’m pretty sure if paul haggis and richard curtis made a film together, it’d make every romantic drama completely and utterly obsolete and painfully unsubstantial. for eternity.

this will be a verb if i do say so myself.

spread the word, people! make it a thing.

HOLY WIBBLY-FUCKING-WOBBLY, BATMAN!

best episode in the history of everything ever.